As a hardcore fan of the series (the Belmont Warlord Chromosome is Canon and I will fight you if you disagree) I definitely almost loved the first episode. It could have been better but it's pretty ...

Your criticisms are unreasonable and often petty. I think it's just a tad bit pretentious to judge the series so firmly (and yet so awkwardly at the same time) after seeing what is ostensibly a ...